Merry Christmas
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Bertrand: I want you to kill it.
Me: I’m not sure I’m strong enough to do it cleanly.
Bertrand: Have you ever killed your own dinner?
Me: I am a harbringer of death … to chickens anyway.
Bertrand: I don’t believe you.
Me: *brandishes a knife* BRING IT SANTA CLAUSE!!!!
Apparantly, early this morning, our landlord had two goats delivered for his wife to prepare for the holiday festivities. I know one of them is for the building party on the 27th. Delicious!
