In which t loves her projects and hates the Peace Corps.
Franklin: Meow! (Play with me! Play with me!)
Theresa: I’m trying to work, shit for brains.
Franklin: *lies down behind Theresa’s laptop and bats at her fingers while she types* Meow! (That’s okay! You work! I play!)
Theresa: *swats at cat* Not a good idea, animal!
Franklin: Meeeooowww! (I like this game!) *swat! swat!*
Theresa: *sweeps cat off the table*
Franklin: Meow! (no fair! you’re bigger than I am!) *jumps back on table*
Theresa: I’m fucking going to drown you.
Franklin: Meow! (Is that a new fun game?)
Theresa: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE I ONLY HAVE ONE WEEK TO WRAP UP EVERY SINGLE PROJECT ON MY PLATE BEFORE I HAVE TWO MONTHS OF MOTHERFUCKING ADMIN SO JUST LET ME WORK OK!!!
Franklin: Meow! (Jesus Christ, woman, get a grip!)