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Conversations with my three-year-old, Sondjo edition

Jasmine: I want a surprise!

Me: You can only have a surprise if you behave yourself!

Jasmine: I want to behave myself!

Me: Good.  Behave yourself, and you can have a surprise.

Jasmine: I’m behaving myself!

Me: Yes, you have to behave yourself for more than 30 seconds.

Jasmine:  I’m behaving myself RIGHT NOW!!!

Me: Are you screaming?

Jasmine: I AM BEHAVING MYSELF!!!!!!

Me: That’s not behaving yourself, Jasmine.

Jasmine:  I!  AM!  BEHAVING!  MYSELF!  WWWAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

*sigh*раскрутка

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