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Franklin is fucking stupid.

I named my kitten last night. Franklin. He still thinks his name is “YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID,” but we’re going to work on that. The damn thing is adorable. He’s also vocal about what he wants, which is important, because otherwise I’d probably forget to feed him. Loud, obnoxious, adventurous, likes to play . . . we get along well, if it’s not already obvious. ;)

“How can you be so stupid?”
“Meow!” (What? I’m not stupid! YOU’RE stupid!)
“No, really. It’s pretty hard to fall off a chair.”
“Meow!” (The chair was ready to attack! I had to do something! You can’t let these chairs get the upper hand, you know).
“You are a dumb fuck, you know that?”
“Meow!” (The duck tape! It’s going to turn on us! I must save mankind and catkind alike! ATTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!)

Seriously, this cat is dumb. And also weird. And will attack anything that moves. Or doesn’t move, as the case may be. Turns out, he’s a pretty normal kitten.

He’s also litter trained (already!). Because he’s been pissing outside in the sand for the last several weeks, it turned out to be a pretty simple matter to bring sand inside my house for him to use. Everybody in my neighbourhood thinks I’m nuts (who gathers trays of sand? For a CAT?), but I think they’re getting used to the eccentric foreigner. At least they asked me, instead of just pointing and laughing (which they do to other people all the time, so actually asking is a good sign, even if my answer sends them howling afterwards).
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