I am relatively certain that the University of Maryland will be as pleased to see me go as I am pleased to leave. That said, if the fountains are soapy for graduation tomorrow, I have NO IDEA who did it. And I’m absolutely SURE that whomever did it was absolutely 100% sober at the time.
Jeuvenile? Absolutely. And since we all know I’m as far from jeuvenile as can be, it couldn’t possibly have been me. ;)